Johnny Dark is an American comic with many past appearances on television, nowadays appearing on CBS? Late Show with David Letterman, doing a comic spot as the oldest page at CBS (serving an extraordinary 39 years when a normal page's career lasts not much longer than a year or so). He presents an abrasive, more than sarcastic character who pities himself for the career he has led at CBS; in his own words, he's "livin' the freakin dream." Johnny is apparently a recovering alcoholic and enjoys cigarettes, and is known to use profanity much to the "shock" of Letterman. Johnny has displayed the possession of an imaginary horse which apparently is hard to control, as he goes careering around the stage of the Ed Sullivan Theater, and even on one occasion, onto the rain soaked streets of New York City right before cutting to commercial. In a vacuous attempt to add to his prestige and seriousness, Johnny added shoulder-pads reminiscent of a movie thea